Luna Speaks: My view of The Twilight Saga

I just came home not too long ago from the movie theater to see Eclipse. I have a few words for Stephanie Meyer and 'Twi-hards'.

First off, it really disturbs me how Bella is only 18, rushing into marriage. It also disturbs me on how Edward is possesive of Bella. (SPOILERS AHEAD BE WARNED.) Edward messes up her truck engine to prevent her from talking to Jacob Black. Um, Bella, that's called trust issues. It's a sign you should dump Edward.

Second, Bella is so hopeless it's ridiculous. She can't do ANYTHING for herself! You don't need anyone to support you, you support yourself!

And finally, just for the record, the only reason I went to this stupid movie was to drool over Jackson Rathbone and make fun of Stephenie Meyer's existence.

The only bright side about the entire thing was the fact there was a Harry Potter and The Deathly Hallows preview right before the movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0puCRfNByY

I also suggest watching this video, it pretty much explains it all.

AHH IT'S DARK IN HERE, WHERE AM I,

Luna Lovegood

Luna is a night person, not a morning person.

I don't like waking up in the morning. I prefer staying awake almost the entire night listening to music, learning french, writing, watching tv, and watching videos on youtube. During the day there are too many distractions. People call, come over, crap like that. Really, I prefer the night because I get most of my inspirtation then.



I just wanted to make that clear.



OHMYGODHOLYCRAP,


Luna O. Lovegood


P.S. I suggest listening to 'Taboo' by Superbus. It's a really awesome song.

EVERYBODY HUUUUURRRRRRRTTTTTTSSSSSSS

......SOMETIMEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS. C'mon, let's all gather round and hug each other and cry while we listen to this beautiful song!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2N_uvnvGbI

REM- Everbody Hurts

In fact, we should also listen to this song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i1vMK4XaPk

Third Eye Blind- Jumper

Music is the only way to get away from everything that's happening. It's June, and if you know me, you know June is my month of nothing but hell for me.